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Astronomers Confirm Moon Will Have Dozens Of New Phases In 2019

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Astronomers Confirm Moon Will Have Dozens Of New Phases In 2019
HOUSTON, TX—Predicting that the upcoming lunar looks would delight stargazers all over the world, astronomers confirmed Friday that the moon will have dozens of new phases in 2019. “We are excited to announce that as of next year, the moon will add several new and exciting shapes to its usual crescent-shaped phases,” said Lisbeth Garcia, a NASA astronomer at the Johnson Space Center, adding that after millions of years of waiting, humanity would finally get to experience an entire host of stylish variations that include houndstooth, plaid, and imperial trellis. “We’ve confirmed that there will also be one with a...
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