It was recently discovered that all of those Barbies you made fuck in your youth now have teenage children, and those children now want a relationship with you. This news comes as a real bummer to you, who thought there would be no consequences for making Ken lay naked on top of Zoo Doctor Barbie in 2001. A source confirmed that every time you placed two Barbies in your Barbie canopy bed and rubbed them up and down, a Barbie baby was created, and now those Barbie babies are Barbie young adults who just want to know who you are...
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